i was trying to think of ways to tie vampire simeon back to christianity (mainly for the aesthetic), but all i can think of is him with a corruption kink and wanting to take you inside of a church
I’ve been thinking about this since I read it this morning helpdhsk-
But the thing is I don’t think vampire! Simeon could even step foot in a church- far too many crosses everywhere….
But instead he really loves role-playing with you, hang on hear me out!!!-
He plays the handsome, young pastor of your church that ends up getting turned into a vampire~ and poor little you find him…..you’re so sweet to him.
Asking why he’s been acting off he’s so hungry……and you smell so good~
He can’t help it, he pins you down begging for forgiveness as he leans in, fangs revealed and bites your neck.
Groaning as he drinks from you, you can squeal and push him away it won’t do any good. He needs to feed.
Simeon finding Luke crying, surrounded by cards, all of them unique and different with special messages on them. Sime obviously asks his poor bab what’s wrong and Luke tearfully replies:
“I have too many dads to give cards to and I’m barely halfway done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”
What a problem to have, little guy, what a problem to have.
(Everyone loved their Father’s Day cards btw, legend has it that Lucifer ruffled Luke’s hair without calling him a chihuahua)
Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.
the “no spoiler culture”, mainly perpetuated by the marvel cinematic universe, that pushes the idea that a story is only worth watching and telling if the audience knows absolutely nothing about it beforehand, has done irreparable damage to storytelling and how an audience interacts with the story. in this essay i will-
Whenever the brothers have been super annoying or just aren’t listening to MC (which is all the damn time lmao) MC, without saying a word. Walks off and goes back to their room before heading to the common room with a small humidifier and a bottle of holy water.
They still don’t say a word just humming softly with a smile on their face and the brothers have until MC is done setting up the humidifier to apologize before MC turns it on :)
It’s funny how majority of the fandom thinks mc is going to the celestial realm when they die, as if God would allow the person who fucked all 6 of his disowned sons to be even near him
And in fairness, I’m not sure I’d want to be there anyway
Shout-out to girlies who don’t use any product on their horns and talons. “Yeah I only use a buffing wax and a gentle calcite oil, plus screener if I’m going to be in the sun” no, fuck that. This is about people who let the water stains stick and aren’t afraid of fading. The obsession with looking like you’re still in your 100s is so toxic and like. Who cares if you’re 340 and one horn is slightly darker than the other. Gore anyone who gives you shit about it
